Showing posts with label Black Magic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Magic. Show all posts
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Black Magic
Our home has been cast under an evil spell for the last two weeks. As most of us know, I recieved a wonderful birthday gift from my brother in the form of our Cubs Gnome Frankie. Well, a couple of former acquaintances believed that it would be fun to purchase Marilyn a white sox troll/gremlin. I fear that he is full of evil spirits and constantly attempts to cast spells on Wrigley, Murphy and I. It is truly a scary situation. Please send any recommendations as to how I am rid my home of the black magic. For the time being, I am going to fashion a garlic necklace to hang from his neck. Thank you for any help you can provide. In the meantime, here is a picture of the troll so you know the seriousness of the problem:
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