Now On To The Jive Turkeys Of 2008

With out further ado, here are the year's Jive Turkeys:

• Gary the Troll- I still sleep with one eye open for fear that this demon will attack me while I sleep.
• No Airconditioning At Work- There where days that I literally thought I was going to melt away. 
• People Who Don't Know What Socialism Is- It got really old hearing people call President-Elect Obama a socialist. Look it up before you throw that word out.
• Blago- Words cannot even begin to describe. 
• McDonald's- Can someone please explain to me why the McRib is only around for a limited time?
• Fox News- The most heinous reporting on television. I love how people try to make it seem like these spinsters are unbiased.
• Chicago Tribune- I view enough web pages on my computer, I do not need one in paper form as well. Please go back to your old fomat.
• Prison Break- I do not know why we still watch this show. It is possibly the worst thing on television, but we cannot quit watching.
• Salerno- So far, they have chosen to deny me of my Santa's Favorites cookies. Please come back.