Thursday, November 27, 2008

Now On To The Jive Turkeys Of 2008

With out further ado, here are the year's Jive Turkeys:
  • Gary the Troll- I still sleep with one eye open for fear that this demon will attack me while I sleep.
  • No Airconditioning At Work- There where days that I literally thought I was going to melt away. 
  • People Who Don't Know What Socialism Is- It got really old hearing people call President-Elect Obama a socialist. Look it up before you throw that word out.
  • Blago- Words cannot even begin to describe. 
  • McDonald's- Can someone please explain to me why the McRib is only around for a limited time?
  • Fox News- The most heinous reporting on television. I love how people try to make it seem like these spinsters are unbiased.
  • Chicago Tribune- I view enough web pages on my computer, I do not need one in paper form as well. Please go back to your old fomat.
  • Prison Break- I do not know why we still watch this show. It is possibly the worst thing on television, but we cannot quit watching.
  • Salerno- So far, they have chosen to deny me of my Santa's Favorites cookies. Please come back.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

gary the tremlin and his black magic still make me giggle.

*mar* said...

oh stop egging him on.

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