P.S.
I have made sure that Mar does not feed him after midnight and so far, I have prevented him from getting wet.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Black Magic
Our home has been cast under an evil spell for the last two weeks. As most of us know, I recieved a wonderful birthday gift from my brother in the form of our Cubs Gnome Frankie. Well, a couple of former acquaintances believed that it would be fun to purchase Marilyn a white sox troll/gremlin. I fear that he is full of evil spirits and constantly attempts to cast spells on Wrigley, Murphy and I. It is truly a scary situation. Please send any recommendations as to how I am rid my home of the black magic. For the time being, I am going to fashion a garlic necklace to hang from his neck. Thank you for any help you can provide. In the meantime, here is a picture of the troll so you know the seriousness of the problem:
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My Simpsonization
Here is what I would look like in Springfield
5 comments:
Christopher Paul. You are absolutely RIDICULOUS.
i have to admit.. this is possibly the funniest thing you've ever done.
i need to amend that.. that is the funniest thing you've ever done. i laughed so hard that i spit my water out, snorted, and cried.
That made me laugh out loud. That being said, you obviously need to rid your house of him, especially after last nights game! I think maybe he should be burned at the stake? Although we got a cubbie gnome for our house and since he appears to be made of ceramic, I'm not sure how well that would work. Maybe he could "accidently" fall on a hard surface and break into a million pieces?
What you said, Marilyn...
(Love youse guys :)
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